New Stock Market Lexicons

From a friend's mail, the right definitions for the current choppy Indian Stock markets,


PE - Plunge Endless

EBITDA- Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again

QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder

HNI - Has No Idea

FII - Furious Impoverished Investors

PMS - Premeditated Scam

SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently

Fund Manager - Last year's ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum

Investor - Someone who is broke

Broker - Worse off than an investor

Correction - The next day after you bought shares

Momentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low

Value buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower

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